...AND STILL NO OSCAR...




Jenna|19|California|Gay

Check out my about me for more cause you is hella amazing and you deserve more effort than just a whimpy paragraph.

 Wandering Oscars

angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

(Source: jumpingjaverts)


beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board


eatpussylivehappy:

*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?

WAS IT YOU?

THIS SHIT GOOD!!



westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman


bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet


sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 


❝Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75❞
(Benjamin Franklin  (via liqiud)

(Source: bkoo)

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pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime


chimeracorp:

Wakko is a chaos god

(Source: cloneception)


officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps


thebr3akfasttclub:

Literally me when I see hot girls

(Source: exodusofmetaphors)